drinkyourjuice:
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
new tumblr is like candyflipping at a skrillex showw
Guys, you realize, that from a psychological/sociological/philosophical perspective (also, reality), there is no difference between “What I Think I Do” and “What I Do.”
likeapairofbottlerockets:
I mean, they ARE different, but you, the one making the meme, can’t tell the difference, because you are trapped in your own subjective perception of yourself. THIS IS BASIC STUFF YA’LL.
Or, alternately, you could say that “What I Think I Do” and “What I Do” are just different aspects of how one views oneself.
I totally missed my chance to pursue a PhD in “meme studies.”
I liek this. This is really deep
I’ve been an editorial intern at not one, but two ‘very prestigious literary agencies’ in two major cities.
In the short time I’ve worked at this second agency, I have green-lighted maybe two manuscripts. Two, out of thousands.
Before you bludgeon yourself with your MFA diploma or drag your novel to the trash bin, you should know this: I believe in you. You’re reading tips from an intern! And that’s more than I can say for most.
Ooh PBR I saw that! Loev that beer.
(Source: fungazi)
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nzle
Lana Del Rey and the Modern Relationship, a Play in One Act
nzle:
With thanks to M for the title
SCENE
(A blue kitchen table at which a couple, NSH and JMM, eat breakfast and pour tea. NSH, in work clothes, stares at her laptop while JMM, in pajamas, reads a book. NSH presses play on “Video Games,” speakers on their lowest volume.)
JMM
I wish you wouldn’t do that.
(NSH pauses the music.)
NSH
But…I want to.
(Beat)
JMM
…Okay.
(NSH turns the music back on at the lowest volume. Breakfast continues.)
FIN
You guys are too meta! ‘its all 4 yuo’!!
What your favorite pizza topping says about you
pepperoni gross Im a vegan
mushrooms i only eat freshly picked mushrooms. are those out of a can? yuck.
sausage gross Im a vegan
just cheese I said Im a vegan
anchovies ok I secretly eat anchovies and drink the salty juice out. Donte tell anyone though
chicken parm yuck my family used to have chickens I could never eat one of those, plus im a vegan
Top 10 Whitey Hooston Songs
perpetua:
10. The Greatest Love of Al
9. Slow Emotional
8. It’s Alright But Not Okay
7. I’m Any Woman
6. Saving All My Hugs For You
5. Didn’t We Always Have It All?
4. I’m A Baby Tonight
3. Who Will I Know?
2. I Wanna Dance With Somebody Above Me
1. I Will Always Know You
I just sang I Always Know You at Kareaoke last night!
